MEME: Comedy Friday

I've already posted funny vids for my MEME every Friday. Now, here are funny jokes from the net and text messages I've received from friends.


From the internet:

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL

From text message:

If good looks could kill...

don't look at me!

I don't wanna see you...

dying! :P